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Halloween Sales Event at Ron Westphal Chevrolet


Our Halloween Sales Event is going on NOW!  Visit our Website to browse our inventory.

  • Or call our Customer Care Team at 630-898-9630.  They’ll be happy to answer any questions you may have, email you a quick price-quote or schedule a test drive.

Chevy Cruze and Malibu Overstock Bailout

Chevy Cruze and Malibu Overstock Bailout
Over 200 Chevy Cruze & Malibu in stock to choose from!

Chevy Cruze and Malibu Overstock Bailout Going On Now at Ron Westphal Chevrolet in Aurora, IL.

All colors, options, trim levels and more.  You name it, we got it. We’re overstocked and ready to let go of our inventory at rock bottom prices.  

We have new 2016 and 2017 models in stock to choose from.  And, for even more savings, don’t forget about our giant selection of late-model GM Certified Pre-Owned vehicles.

  • GM Certified=No Worries.  Each GM Certified vehicle passes an extensive 172 point service inspection and comes with 2 warranties backed by GM.
  • Call our Customer Care Team at 630-898-9630 for details.

Visit Ron Westphal Chevrolet for the October Chevy Cruze and Malibu Overstock Bailout

  • Ron Westphal Chevy in located in Kendall county in Aurora, IL.  We are on the corner of routes 30 and 34 (Odgen Ave.) approx. 10 minutes from Fox Valley Westfield Mall.  Plainfield, Montgomery, Oswego and Naperville are located within 5 minutes of our dealership.  We are close to Joliet, Bolingbrook, Sugar Grove and Elburn.
  • And, with over 200 Cruze and Malibu in stock to choose from, why go anywhere else?

Latest automotive technology offered by Chevrolet

Vintage Racers Be Like got That New Go Pro? Chevy offers the latest automotive technology.
Looking for the latest technology?  Think Chevy.

Looking for the latest automotive technology?  We’ve got it all right here at Ron Westphal Chevrolet in Aurora, IL.

  • The Chevy Malibu & several other 2017 models offer an available Teen Driver feature that encourages your kids to drive safety even when you are not in the car with them.
  • Many Chevy models feature MyLink Color Touch-Screen with Apple Car Play and Android Auto.  This allows you to transfer select phone apps such as Google Maps on to the large screen on your vehicle.  You can even view your Go-Pro pictures on your MyLink Screen.
  • 2017 Tahoe’s The in-vehicle Wi-Fi system now allows devices to wirelessly project onto the vehicle’s screens using Digital Living Network Alliance (DLNA) technology. Only one device can wirelessly project at a time.

    Ron Westphal Chevy offers the latest automotive technology
    Ron Westphal Chevy offers the latest automotive technology
  • Chevrolet is the first and only car company to bring built-in 4G LTE Wi-Fi®2 to cars, trucks and crossovers. When your car is running, you’ll have a more powerful connection than a smartphone or mobile hotspot. It’s a fast and reliable connection that doesn’t depend on your mobile device’s battery. It’s automatically on after initial setup and ready to connect up to seven devices.
  • Many new Chevrolet models allow you to send and receive texts, all without taking your hands from the steering wheel.
  • Nearly all Chevrolet vehicles feature Bluetooth with handsfree driving and voice recognition.
  • Lane departure warning, front collision alert and side blind zone alert are becoming available on many different GM models.
  • My Chevrolet Mobile App allows you to send destinations to your available navigation system, view diagnostic information and set parking reminders from virtually anywhere.  You can also remotely start your vehicle and lock/unlock your doors.
  • Look for low-speed automatic braking and adaptive cruise control being available on more models than ever before.

    Find out more

  • Call our Customer Care Team today at 630-898-9630 to discover all the latest Chevrolet has to offer.  Or, visit our website.

JOKE-I think there’s water in the carburetor

“I think there’s water in the carburetor.”

“How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburetor is.”

“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I ‘m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”

“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out. Where’s the car?”

“In the swimming pool.”